• Me: *browses Tumblr all day*
  • Tumblr: Nothing new, same bad memes
  • Me: *spends a day or two out of tumblr, because of obligations. Returns to tumblr*
  • Tumblr: NINTENDO HAS ANNOUNCED 22 NEW GAMES, 14 REMAKES! YOUR FAVOURITE MANGA IS AN ANIME AND HAS ALREADY 10 EPISODES!!!! A NEW MEME IS BORN AND THERE IS ALREADY 700 VARIATIONS!!! THE QUEEN DIES AND ALIENS VISIT US!!!!!!!!*

hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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(Source: hartbxg-blog, via nerdjpg)

floozys:

i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

(via spork)

khl0ekardashian:
“ When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew
”

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(Source: neilmobile, via fuckyahumor)

officialbabydoll:

allow yourself to be proud of yourself and all the progress you’ve made

especially the progress that no one else has seen

(Source: officialbabydoll-blog, via nerdjpg)

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

(via greed)

grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

(Source: grumsal, via 100kplusnotes)

vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up

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when ppl try to defend them

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(via crumbier)

jealously:

badnooks:

hey date me

free 2 week trial

(via jealously-deactivated20170927)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

“you’re an adult now”

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“you need to choose a career”

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“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

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(via bubbles)